oh my god. i should be flattered, right? some ugly fart like me is actually pick-able! why hasn't the heavens crashed down on my stretch-marked butt cheeks? why wasn't i struck by lightning so that i could scare away the little chickens?
oh dear. need i ellaborate? well, listen up kiddos. you wouldn't be hearing stuff like this from granny...
you see, after i took the math test last friday, i and some friends went to the mall. you know, for an after-school-summer's-eve kind of gig. we went around, making noise and rampaging like an all girls school's bunch of idiots.
well, let's fast forward the events. we went to tower records through the second floor, since in glorietta, there are two floors for tower records. then one of my companions told the rest, "shit, grabe, may sumusunod satin..." (shit, some people are following us).
i wasn't going to let some people ruin our fun. so with my carefree, laidback style, i advised, "pare, 'wag mo na lang pansinin yan (dude, just ignore them). they can't hurt us if we're together."
then, i decided to buy two cds. i told my friend to accompany me to the register, but she was frozen and she seemed to ignore me. so okay, fine. i went to the counter passing by the two stalkers, a bunch of posers, and passed by one of them when returning.
he was facing the cd rack when he suddenly turned (in a suave manner *cough* *cough*) then said,
"miss, pwede bang makipagkilala?" (miss, want to get to know each other?)
then and there i wanted to smack his nose. i was offended and insulted, though my bitchy side found it flattering. i really looked fat in my
emily the strange shirt and this stud-cladded pants and still he actually had the nerve to attempt picking me up. i thought boys now had high standards? i mean, what happened to "the society's view today of image and beauty?"
of course i would take it all as a joke. no. a prank. but before that question my friends actually noticed they were following us for the longest time. uh-oh.
so, yes, being the anti-drug citizen i am, i said, "hinde." (no). then the public school brat persisted, "bakit hinde?" (why not?). i just passed him by rolling my eyes and said, "no" in such a pedophillic immature type fashion. haha.
it's a good thing my group of six where nearby so i guess that shooed them off. the cowards couldn't even face my friends. hehe.
anyway, the group started thugging my shoulder and persisted me to tell them what had happened. so i did. they didn't know how to react. i wouldn't too, if i was in their shoes. i mean, i WAS the least worried when we realized we were being stalked. then THAT actually happens. i was the stalkee!
later on, they made fun of me being, "malakas ang sex appeal" (strong sex appeal).
jesus christ. now i don't want to go back to my favorite shop of all time. well, unchaperoned anyway.
Currently listening to: Kitchie Nadal - Run
Currently feeling: touched... NOT.